Computer

Dear Computers,

I often hear about how far computers have advanced. Whether it's in the form of a PC or an Apple, I'm constantly bombarded with news of faster processors and larger hard drive space. But, in essence, all of this seems the same to me. I'll believe in this technological advancement the day that I can operate my PC with verbal commands.

Here is a hypothetical demonstration:

"Computer. Open 'Graduation Photos 2003'. Hold. Now zoom 25%. Stop. Zoom 50%. Hold. Rotate 10%. Close. Now, Computer, open Google. Search 'erotic novels.' Read The Temptress in the Clouds. Stop. Use alternate feminine voice. Preferably British."

Yes, that is the dream.

Me