Sandwich

Dear Jersey Mike's Cashier,

I know you were just doing your job, but please refrain from making me pay for my sandwich while another employee is asking me what I want on it. It's weird for me and weird for the guy making the sandwich. It's kind of like ordering a sandwich and then having a guy make you pay for it at the same time.

Okay, it's a little tough to make a real analogy because the actual situation is annoying in itself. But if I had to try, I'd say it's like Matt Damon giving a great performance on the set of his latest movie and then his agent off to the side says, "Hey, Matt? Matt! MATT! What are you wearing to the Oscars?"

Me